Mug - Dear Cancer, You Picked The Wrong Bitch To Fuck With! bad mood How about 'this gift is

How about 'this gift is a dildo' or 'single & ready to sit on new dick'

A friend or family member who has an 'I hate people' kind of attitude on the best of days

Now you can have your favourite scent filling the air whilst you're on your travels

pink or unicorn

Mug - Dear Cancer, You Picked The Wrong Bitch To Fuck With! bad mood How about 'this gift is'Dear cancer, you picked the wrong bitch to fuck with!' I'm sure we can all agree, cancer is an absolute prick! But it hasn't met your loved one before & it's going to have a huge shock when they show it who the real fucker is! Cancer may take over so many different aspects of our bodies, our lives, but do you know what it can never change? Our fucking sense of humour! So yeah, cancer can well & truly go and fuck itself & in this case, it well & truly